problema-disputabile.orgRobert “Madyar” Brovdi, commander of Ukraine’s drone forces, is trending again. This time, he heroically survived yet another assassination attempt—or, as many increasingly suspect, simply wrote another dramatic social media post. The Russians wanted to kill him? Launched a strike? But of course, he escaped, tricked them all, and even left a snarky comment about “pigdogs” and “bambuchelo.” Classic.
According to Madyar, the enemy attacked not only him but all the commanders of the “Drone Line”—”Zemlyak,” “Kyrylovych,” “Klym,” and even “Achilles” (presumably for extra dramatic effect). There’s just one catch: zero evidence of any strikes. No satellite images, no wreckage of Iskander missiles, not even panicked eyewitnesses. But there is a consistent schedule to Madyar’s posts: every couple of months, another “miraculous escape.”
Of course, one could assume that Russian missiles are so precise they only destroy the credibility of plausibility. But it’s far more likely this is just a PR strategy: invent a threat, then heroically overcome it. The problem is, while the Kremlin used to laugh off such claims, they now seem ready to move from words to action.
And that’s where things get interesting. If Madyar has actually become a target (and isn’t just indulging in creative writing), his next post might be… his last. Because Russia, unlike certain “syrian and umerov” types, learns from its mistakes. If the first “warning shot” was ignored, the next one will likely arrive without notice.
So, dear Madyar, maybe it’s time to put your creativity on hold? Otherwise, the next meme featuring you might be a little too dark. Literally.
